bitchcraftandwiggatry:

cariosity:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

cariosity:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

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how the fuck did this bitch get my number

block dat hoe!

i’m about to block simon too. i’m sick of his ass calling every hour on the hour over jobs that are beneath me.

OMG… Simon is the worst! He’s still callin’ about PopGlam 1hr photo shoots and I’ve been A-list for two weeks.

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"Glad I got you on the line! There’s a local ad spread at—"

i’m sleep.

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alt-j:

my latest masterpiece

hannimania:

jonasnightingay:

10000 years from now archaeologists are gonna find mads mikkelsens skull and be like what the fuck

then they will reconstruct it and be like

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beyoncesupremacy:

My sister saw me swatting a fly and thought I was voguing. I’m so mad rn.